How to Avoid Ending Up in Jail when Accused of Committing CyberCrime

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So everybody is talking about this Cyber Crime Prevention Law that it becomes the hottest topic nowadays. In fuck, (oh sorry, I meant “In fact”), #NoToCyberCrimeLaw was the top WorldWide Trending topic on Twitter yesterday.


REAKSYON NG PUBLIKO.

The 1987 Philippine Constitution Section 4 says that no law shall be passed abridging the freedom of speech, of expression, or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and petition the Government for redress of grievances.

It is said that Ninoy Aquino fought for our freedom. Cory ended Martial Law. And now, Noynoy is getting rid of our freedom by implementing Online Martial Law? WTF!

Uh-oh! I just said a bad freedom of expression. Oh no I committed cybercrime. Oh no I will be put in the cyber jail. Oh no I am cyber scared. Oh no!

Where should we go then? What should we do? What should we say? You are penalized if you are caught lying and you are penalized if you are telling the truth.

Pa’no na ngayon yan? I mean, paano na si Simsimi? Makukulong din ba sya? Paano na ang mga blind items ni Ogie Diaz? Oh no, baka ang next nito i-agrarian reform na rin nila ang Farmville ko.


ANG SOLUSYON

Clearly, the government only wants to hear nice feedbacks from people. Shut-da-F-Up if you have anything against them. You will only be accused of committing a cybercrime if they understood you are busting on them. So, the solution?

i-cyberBEKI mo ang spluk para wititit maaward. Ex: Shutanjinamez chakaroo kang eklaterang tadpole! Mashigmak ka sana. Pag ganitrik ang chismax diteylaboom, malamang alamang, witit na tayiz majulie yap! TRUEdiz liit!


P.S.
Kung sinong Senador ang tatakbo sa susunod na eleksyon na kokontra sa CyberCrime Law, sa’yo ang boto ng cyber people. LOL









(Disclaimer: some words were taken from the feedback and posts of the people online. Special thanks to @bekimon23 and iamsuperkenny for the beki words)

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11 comments

  1. Hahaha! I love it Choi! Dapat i beki para wit knowa ang spinu spluk. Hahahahaha!

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    1. Corrected by! Witit ma-skrembum ang beauty sa kri-SELDA Volks. (LOL trying soooo hard to use beki words. HAHA)

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    2. Hahaha! Good start Choi! Wahaha

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  2. clap! clap! clap! korekness! :)

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  3. Hahhahahaahah I only know a few of the Beki words. I should practice! :)) ay nako, nasa blacklist ko na ang mga senators who voted for the Cyber Crime Prevention Act. Come election, I will no longer vote for them! Not that I voted for half of them. Blech. Mostly mga artista yung nag vote for the law.

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    1. I noticed that too. Sabi ko mukhang puro artista or galing sa pamilya ng mga artista ang bumoto. Baka based on experience itong ginagawa nila. hehe

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  4. love the solution...Kaso not masyado marami ang alam kong beki words. Ironic no? hehe I gotta start chatting with beki friends in beki linggo na.. :))

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  5. HAHAHA! I really thought the beki words were from you. LOL so Kenny had a say in this. HAHAHA!

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