How to Avoid Ending Up in Jail when Accused of Committing CyberCrime
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So everybody is talking about
this Cyber Crime Prevention Law that it becomes the hottest topic nowadays. In
fuck, (oh sorry, I meant “In fact”), #NoToCyberCrimeLaw
was the top WorldWide Trending topic on Twitter yesterday.
REAKSYON NG PUBLIKO.
The 1987 Philippine Constitution
Section 4 says that no law shall be passed abridging the freedom of speech, of
expression, or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble
and petition the Government for redress of grievances.
It is said that Ninoy Aquino
fought for our freedom. Cory ended Martial Law. And now, Noynoy is getting rid
of our freedom by implementing Online Martial Law? WTF!
Uh-oh! I just said a bad freedom
of expression. Oh no I committed cybercrime. Oh no I will be put in the cyber
jail. Oh no I am cyber scared. Oh no!
Where should we go then? What
should we do? What should we say? You are penalized if you are caught lying and
you are penalized if you are telling the truth.
Pa’no na ngayon yan? I mean,
paano na si Simsimi? Makukulong din ba sya? Paano na ang mga blind items ni
Ogie Diaz? Oh no, baka ang next nito i-agrarian reform na rin nila ang Farmville
ko.
ANG SOLUSYON
Clearly, the government only
wants to hear nice feedbacks from people. Shut-da-F-Up if you have anything against
them. You will only be accused of committing a cybercrime if they understood
you are busting on them. So, the solution?
i-cyberBEKI mo ang spluk para
wititit maaward. Ex: Shutanjinamez chakaroo kang eklaterang tadpole! Mashigmak ka
sana. Pag ganitrik ang chismax diteylaboom, malamang alamang, witit na tayiz
majulie yap! TRUEdiz liit!
P.S.
Kung sinong Senador ang tatakbo
sa susunod na eleksyon na kokontra sa CyberCrime Law, sa’yo ang boto ng cyber
people. LOL
(Disclaimer: some words were
taken from the feedback and posts of the people online. Special thanks to
@bekimon23 and iamsuperkenny for the beki words)
11 comments
Hahaha! I love it Choi! Dapat i beki para wit knowa ang spinu spluk. Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteCorrected by! Witit ma-skrembum ang beauty sa kri-SELDA Volks. (LOL trying soooo hard to use beki words. HAHA)
DeleteHahaha! Good start Choi! Wahaha
Deleteclap! clap! clap! korekness! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you Osielicious.
DeleteHahhahahaahah I only know a few of the Beki words. I should practice! :)) ay nako, nasa blacklist ko na ang mga senators who voted for the Cyber Crime Prevention Act. Come election, I will no longer vote for them! Not that I voted for half of them. Blech. Mostly mga artista yung nag vote for the law.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that too. Sabi ko mukhang puro artista or galing sa pamilya ng mga artista ang bumoto. Baka based on experience itong ginagawa nila. hehe
Deletelove the solution...Kaso not masyado marami ang alam kong beki words. Ironic no? hehe I gotta start chatting with beki friends in beki linggo na.. :))
ReplyDeleteHAHA we will all learn together.
DeleteHAHAHA! I really thought the beki words were from you. LOL so Kenny had a say in this. HAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteYep! And bekimon too. :)
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