Chinito Rules

Ang lakas maka-sira ulo nitong dalawang leaders of the nation who lashed out against each other over China and the division of Camarines Sur. Ansabe, itong si Senator Antonio Trillanes IV blurted out something offensive against the usually cool at paupo-upo lang na Senador na si Juan Ponce Enrile.

THE ROOT

In a privilege speech, Trillanes revealed that in a Senate assembly held last July 24, Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile pressured senators to support the division of Camarines Sur. He added that he lost his trust, faith and confidence in Senator Enrile’s capability to lead the senate because he thinks the latter is being GMA’s lackey.

Wow! Lost trust. BIG WORD!

IT’S MY TURN

Mabilis namang rumesbak ng sagot si Senator Enrile by saying,

 “Somebody in this chamber was in the headlines for meddling in foreign affairs. Probably this is a way to camouflage it.”

Instead of discussing about the division of the province, he pointed out about Trillanes’ back-door negotiations with China then went blah blah blah on personal issues.

"I was the one who took you out of the rut when you were in prison in Camp Crame. I went out of the way to talk to people so you can get back here in the Senate and I guaranteed your presence here, but I’m not saying this because I don’t want you to owe any favor to me. I’m just putting that into record to show the character of each one of us here,” said Enrile.

Hindi ba parang away-bata?

EXAMPLE:

Bata1:   Bakit mo ako sinumbong sa Mama ko na kinuha ko yung piso sa wallet nya?

Bata2:   Ikaw nga sinumbong mo rin sa Mama ko na nanood ako ng Asdfghjkl.

Gantihan ba ito? Clearly, that was beyond what they were supposed to discuss that time. Masyadong naging personalan.

THE WALK-OUT

Trillanes then walked out of the Senate session hall.

"He cannot take the heat. He's a coward," –Sen. Enrile

And the winner by surrender is…..(drum roll) Juan Ponce “The Furious” Enrile!!!!!!!!!

(Background Music for Trillanes: I Surrender by Celine Dion)

I remember what Sen. Enrile kept saying during the previous national election:

“Gusto ko HAPPY ka!”

Now, I think what he’s saying to Sen. Trillanes is:

“Gusto ko API ka!”

LOL

For sure you have heard of the issue that the Senate Majority Leader Tito Sotto III is facing, right?

PLAGIARISM –let’s define that. The wrongful appropriation, close imitation, or purloining and publication of another author's language, thoughts, ideas, or expressions, and the representation of them as one's own original work. (By the way, this is from Wikipedia.org. I don’t wanna be accused of plagiarism. LOL)

The fire started when The Senator allegedly plagiarized the first part of his turno en contra speech against the RH Bill from blogger Sarah Pope. Guess what? May Round 2! (Sound Effects: Boxing bell)

This time, may prinsipyo na syang sinunod. The I-don’t-always-plagiarize-but-when-I-do-I-tagalize-it principle. Let’s see.. Ansabe, when Tito Sen delivered the final part of his speech, a Twitter user noticed similarity of it to the speech of Robert F. Kennedy. Tingnan nga natin…

Agad na kumalat sa chwiterr world ang kung tawagin ay #Sinotto. This is when you tagalize English quotes, songs or phrase. Example:

“Tawagan mo ako siguro” –by Carly Rae Sinotto

“Parang sanggol, sanggol, sanggol oooh” (Like baby baby baby) –Justin Sinotto

“Bakit ba biglang lumalabas ang mga ibon sa tuwing ika’y malapit?” –Karen CarpenSotto

“Ang singsing ng 3 Hari” (A Ring King King King)

FORMULA:

Ctrl C + Ctrl V = Sinotto

ANSABE:

Ansabe ni Cherrie Gil kay Sotto?

“You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard COPY-PASTE!”

Ansabe ni Britney Spears kay Sotto?

“Oops..you did it again.”

Ansabe ni Hilda Koronel kay Sotto?

“Tagalog yan para maintindihan mo.”

LOL

Ngayon, may dalawa akong tanong na iiwan sa inyo. 

First, gaano ba ka-importante sa atin as bloggers na i-acknowledge tayo kung gagamitin ang sinulat natin?

Second, paano kaya ita-translate ni Sotto ang:

Oppa Gangnam Style

??? 

(O.O)

Have you ever come across with a man who clips his toe nails in the living room? Or probably men who scratch their (ehem!) in public? If you did, how did you react to that?

Well, I’ve been trying to write about how women can understand men better but this is where my fingers led me when I was typing in my thoughts. I have to admit that I’m guilty of a few of these but not really EVERYTHING. So you can still hang out with me after reading some of my confessions. HAHA

Here we go..

5. Not washing their hands after using the bathroom

Do you wash your hands after you’ve visited the bathroom? I bet you do. But some men, surprisingly, don’t. According to a study, one out of three men does not lather up before leaving the bathroom. I think this is just gross.

4. Wearing the same old thing over and over

Guilty! You know, there are just times when you feel so comfortable with wearing a certain shirt and it becomes your favorite. Plus, it’s really better to wear pants that were worn several times already. Agree?

3. Smoking

I am definitely not guilty of this. Do you know that feeling when you feel so fresh and suddenly somebody comes in front of you carrying that please-stay-away-from-me odor? Arrgh! I hate it. Worst thing is it sticks to your clothes and you can’t get it off you even with your expensive perfume.

I believe everybody loves a minty fresh breath and pearly white teeth. So why smoke?

2. Peeing on the Toilet Seat

Sometimes this happens to me. It isn’t that hard to point directly to the bowl and hit the target. But sometimes, I can’t control the liquid that comes out. And there’s another thing that I can’t do. I can’t explain this any further so to my lovely readers please understand. :) Next…

1. Scratching in public

This is something weird. I, too, sometimes experience the need to scratch when I’m in public but I don’t do it publicly. Men also experience ‘wrong parking’. If you’re a guy, you would understand what I mean. But my friend, scratching and fixing it in public is a big minus pogi points. There’s the CR. Or if it comes to you as a hassle, you can put your hands in your pocket to at least hide what you are doing. That’s what I usually do. HAHA lol

There you go! Tell me what you think about this and share your opinion/s. Perhaps you would also like to share your worst habits. HAHA ‘Till next time.

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